Back when Greg Abbott was attorney general, and running for governor, he used to say, “I go into the office in the morning, I sue Barack Obama, and then I go home.” 

Now that Barack Obama is no longer president, but his former vice-presidential wingman Joe Biden is, Abbott might have to change to “I go into the office in the morning, I find out that Joe Biden has sued me, and then I go home.” 

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