Part of being a good writer is to be a good reader so I have to start out this week by apologizing to you — my loyal readers — for taking my eye off the ball and being insensitive to your concerns. Evidently, while I was rambling on about important things like McRib Sandwiches and Pepe LePew, you guys found something really important to get upset about. Pillows.
I had a really good column lined up on the metaphysical aspects of the new “Godzilla vs. Kong” film that’s coming out but if you guys want to talk about pillows then here we go — but first we have to look at some facts and I know some of you people hate facts like vampires hate sunshine. Once again, I am forced to beg for your indulgence. Pour a little bourbon on your breakfast cereal and I’ll try to make this fast.