Kevin Fowler

By the time Christmas arrives, we will have watched every Hallmark and Lifetime movie ever made. As I type this, I realize how pathetic that sounds. We spent countless hours sitting in our comfy chairs this past weekend watching dozens of cheesy Christmas movies. All the actors are the same, they all have the same plot, and you know the ending within the first 15 minutes of the movie. I think we are all desperate for some happy endings, even if they are corny. After all these months of gloom and doom, some good news must come soon. 

When this is all over, none of us will recognize each other without a mask. Plus, we will all weigh 20 pounds more and have beards and long hair. 

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